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 | comandatuba » 05:34:24 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2548:about Sarah Palin: 'Behold, as Jehosarah PUNISHED the CONDOMITES and tore them asunder until her lips were red with blood |
| comandatuba » 05:31:22 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2547:about Sarah Palin: Her second favorite joke is "No one goes into a bar looking for a little elephant." |
| comandatuba » 05:29:20 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2546:about Sarah Palin: "Yea, Jehosarah SMOTE the CONDOMITES as they tryeth to enter thy caves of thy virgins, over and over' |
| comandatuba » 05:26:18 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2545:about Sarah Palin: Her favorite joke is "Jesus may have rode a donkey, but he certainly did not vote for it." |
| comandatuba » 05:25:48 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2544:about Sarah Palin: She knows that Jesus was a community organizer during his lost years between childhood and ministering |
| comandatuba » 05:23:46 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2543:about Sarah Palin: Governor Pontius Palin says "Crucify! Crucify! Crucify!" |
| comandatuba » 05:23:16 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2542:about our future VP: Sarah Palin doesn't care what Matt Damon thinks. But she is wondering what Ben Affleck thinks. |
 | hypnagogue » 03:03:25 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2541: Sarah Palin made Charlie Gibson cry. Twice. |
 | hue1120 » 03:00:53 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2540: Sarah Palin hates the new Facebook. |
 | tibbon » 02:58:21 PM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2539: Sarah Palin is the CERN Black Hole |
| comandatuba » 03:12:43 AM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2538:about Sarah Palin: Her promise for America is "A chicken in every pot and a bun in every oven." |
| comandatuba » 02:54:31 AM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2537:about Sarah Palin: Her secret motto is "Give me Liberty or Give me my Gun and I'll take it from you." |
| comandatuba » 02:45:26 AM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2536:about Sarah Palin: No interviewer has been brave enough to ask her whether she has any tattoos (at least not yet). |
| comandatuba » 02:40:22 AM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2535:about Sarah Palin: Her motto regarding homosexuality is "Don't ask. Don't tell. Don't even think about it." |
| comandatuba » 02:38:21 AM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2534:about our next VP: Sarah Palin says "Failure is not an option. It is part of the package." |
 | ariherzog » 01:37:33 AM - Sep 12th 2008 Little Known Fact #2533: Palin and Biden are mentioned in less blog posts than Madonna and Britney: http://is.gd/2wjw |
 | Thirdrail1 » 07:51:43 PM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2532: Sarah Palin is MUCH smarter than Charlie Gibson. http://tinyurl.com/4ygm3j |
 | spsmyth » 07:07:43 PM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2531: Sarah Palin is nutty if she thinks we can engage the Russians w/o throwing nuclear misiles. |
 | isol8d » 03:59:02 PM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2530: Sarah Palin does not cry. She leaks amniotic fluid. |
 | martinbowling » 12:20:05 PM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2529: Sarah Palin supported the Zi.ma funding initiative before she was against it. |
| comandatuba » 11:07:57 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2528:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin's weapon of choice is the Lipstick Whip, just like Eclair on Kiddy Grade |
| comandatuba » 10:59:22 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2527:about Bristol's mom: On the eight day, God said "Let there be Sarah Palin." |
| comandatuba » 10:36:08 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2526:about Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin's motto is "Walk Softly and Carry a Big Lipstick." |
| comandatuba » 10:33:06 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2525:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin's favorite inspirational saying is "Walk Softly and Carry a Big Lipstick." |
| comandatuba » 10:30:34 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2524:about Bristol's mom: Barack Obama will soon be calling Sarah Palin "A Pitbull in Sheep's Clothing." |
| comandatuba » 10:28:33 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2523:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin's favorite fable is "The Little Boy who cried Pitbull." |
| comandatuba » 10:14:54 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2522:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin has God Particles stuck in her teeth. |
 | twitting4palin » 10:14:54 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2521:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin's husband runs his snowmobile on biofuel. Speci.. http://tinyurl.com/5urntf |
| comandatuba » 10:12:22 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2520:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin's husband runs his snowmobile on biofuel. Specifically, whale oil. |
| comandatuba » 10:09:50 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2519:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin reads Atlas Shrugged excerpts to her children as bedtime stories. |
| comandatuba » 10:06:49 AM - Sep 11th 2008 Little Known Fact #2518:about Bristol's mom: Sarah Palin's favorite Narnia character is Queen Jadis the White Witch. She ruled with an icy fist. |
 | buzzbishop » 09:19:05 PM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2517: Sarah Palin has never been to Europe. (and that one is true, gang) shocking, apalling, embarassing. |
 | ganeshpuri89 » 08:03:13 PM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2516: Sarah Palin used a chop saw to cut Alaskan pork and moose. - Photo: http://bkite.com/01x3x |
| ganeshpuri89 » 07:59:39 PM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2515:(exclusive, must credit Robert Stevens): Pic of what Sarah Palin used in Alaska to cut "pork". - Photo: http://bkite.... |
 | spamspam » 07:03:44 PM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2514: Tom Brady's knee injury was orchestrated to make room for Sarah Palin on the Patriots roster. |
 | jodifur » 06:47:24 PM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2513: Sarah Palin caused my vertigo and sent the tick that bit me and gave me lyme. Damn her |
| hypnagogue » 05:17:14 PM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2512: Matt Damon is terrified of Sarah Palin, his own shadow, and sound of crickets. |
 | mayjah » 12:53:18 PM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2511: Trying to combine the Sarah Palin and Large Hadron Collider memes will tear a hole in the universe, so don't do it! |
| martinbowling » 09:09:07 AM - Sep 10th 2008 Little Known Fact #2510: Sara Palin used federal tax dollars to develop a top secret BBQ sauce to win the 2008 Jack Daniels Rib Cook Off |
 | tvilot » 08:48:47 PM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2509: Sarah Palin *IS* Sutter Kane. |
 | ikepigott » 04:28:42 PM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2508:- The Large Hadron Collider would have been built in Alaska, but Sarah Palin killed the appropriation. #LHCfact |
 | joeolson14 » 12:09:42 PM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2507: Sarah Palin can field dress a community organizer in 5 minutes flat! |
 | jeffchastain » 07:29:07 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2506: Sarah Palin thinks vegetarians are delicious. |
| comandatuba » 03:19:47 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2505:about Sarah Palin: As a high school prank, Sarah Palin and her friends released greased pitbulls into the auditorium |
| comandatuba » 03:14:14 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2504:about the Alaska Governor: Sarah Palin's favorite childhood Disney movie was "101 Pitbulls" |
| comandatuba » 03:11:12 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2503:about the Alaska Governor: Sarah Palin's bunny boots are made out of bunnies |
| comandatuba » 03:00:04 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2502:about the Alaska Governor: Sarah Palin uses a shotgun to shoo away mosquitos |
| comandatuba » 02:59:02 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2501:about the Alaska Governor: Sarah Palin's favorite music group is "Three Pitbull Night" |
| comandatuba » 02:55:30 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2500:about the Alaska Governor: During her big speech, Sarah Palin wore high heels with Vibram soles. |
| comandatuba » 02:53:29 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2499:about Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin is Queen of the King Salmon! |
| comandatuba » 02:51:58 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2498:about the Alaska Governor: Even when wearing a snowmobile suit Sarah Palin is hot. |
| comandatuba » 02:41:52 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2497:about Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin's favorite contemporary song is "Who let the pitbulls out?" |
| comandatuba » 02:35:17 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2496:about the Alaska Governor: Sarah Palin skis the bumps on 210cm downhill racing boards |
 | dubhlinn2 » 02:09:31 AM - Sep 9th 2008 Little Known Fact #2495: The unusually low ceiling in the basketball arena of Palin's highschool gave her team an unfair advantage at home games. |
| apophistoledo » 09:02:35 PM - Sep 8th 2008 Little Known Fact #2494: Sarah Palin is the coming of the long awaited perfect Windows operating system. |
 | deneyterrio » 05:21:53 PM - Sep 8th 2008 Little Known Fact #2493: Sarah Palin ated the purple berries. They taste like burning |
 | mnindy » 03:36:38 PM - Sep 8th 2008 Little Known Fact #2492: Sarah Palin is Internet gold http://tinyurl.com/6nqooq |
 | seanhackbarth » 11:50:09 AM - Sep 8th 2008 Little Known Fact #2491:(to the MSM): WaPo acknowledges Sarah Palin accomplished something other than expanding her family. http://is.gd/2mey |
 | MichaelTurk » 11:41:33 AM - Sep 8th 2008 Little Known Fact #2490: McCain/Palin buy El Pinto salsa in Abq. (which is awesome, but Sadie's Salsa is better). http://snurl.com/3o7u2 |
| Backstepz » 10:41:39 AM - Sep 8th 2008 Little Known Fact #2489: Sarah Palin's name is scrimshawed on barak obama's wisdom teeth |
 | straylightrise » 01:39:48 AM - Sep 8th 2008 Little Known Fact #2488: McCain throws a knuckleball and her name is Sarah Palin. - the left has no clue what to do now |
 | dpillie » 10:26:43 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2487: Sarah Palin taught Melvin Bullitt how to sleep with both eyes open. |
 | HereItComes » 10:22:10 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2486: You're sweatin' Sarah Palin 'cause she's the only young bird in your ideological r.. http://is.gd/2kUL |
 | RACINE » 10:21:39 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2485: You're sweatin' Sarah Palin 'cause she's the only young bird in your ideological room. |
| dpillie » 10:00:49 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2484: Sarah Palin can down a Philly cheesesteak in the bat of an eye. She insists on them Alaska-style - pure moosemeat! |
| dpillie » 09:57:16 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2483: Sarah Palin can win a half of football on her own, even spotting 6 points to the Bears! |
| Thirdrail1 » 05:35:37 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2482: Sarah Palin remembers the Alamo. (I love you.) http://tinyurl.com/6emhzh |
 | rth » 05:35:06 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2481: Sarah Palin drinks lattes. Skinny white chocolate lattes, in fact. Really. http://tinyurl.com/63w84c |
 | DougMasson » 04:26:41 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2480:about #Sarah Palin: She thinks you're fat. |
 | gregoryheller » 03:10:16 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2479:about #Sarah Palin: 5 colleges in 6 years http://snurl.com/3nyyg |
 | robyfitzhenry » 02:52:53 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2478: Sarah Palin prefers her oil on ice. |
 | summersumz » 02:51:22 PM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2477: Polar bears at a Japanese zoo have dyed themselves green to protest Sarah Palin in solidarity with their wild brethren. |
 | politicalbugger » 09:33:30 AM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2476: Sarah Palin's screeching voice is the reason that last ice shelf formed cracks and broke off. |
| politicalbugger » 09:31:59 AM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2475: Sarah Palin whips old Republican men into Testosterone frenzy. |
 | marcgott » 09:05:32 AM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2474: Sarah Palin doesn't cling to her guns... she takes aim and shoots them. |
| marcgott » 09:05:02 AM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2473: Sarah Palin showed Emeril how to kick it up a notch. |
 | williambeutler » 02:25:26 AM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2472: James Cameron once wanted to date Sarah Palin, but she thought he was too much of a wuss. #RNC08 |
 | andrewhyde » 02:14:48 AM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2471: Sarah Palin makes the kookaid mascot yell "OH NOOOOOOOO" |
 | Linc4Justice » 01:43:25 AM - Sep 7th 2008 Little Known Fact #2470: Sarah Palin is the only person in America who can make Rachael Ray SHUT THE #$^% UP. |
 | swoodruff » 07:19:33 PM - Sep 6th 2008 Little Known Fact #2469: Bowie's hit song "Ch-ch-changes" was written by Palin & the Pit Bulls, not Barry & the Community Organizers. |
 | jkennett » 03:29:13 PM - Sep 6th 2008 Little Known Fact #2468: Hanna is leaving Virginia early because Sarah Palin is coming. |
| HereItComes » 02:00:31 PM - Sep 6th 2008 Little Known Fact #2467: Sarah Palin is actually Bobby's mom.: Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is actually B.. http://is.gd/2iaZ |
| excourier » 01:59:30 PM - Sep 6th 2008 Little Known Fact #2466: Sarah Palin is actually Bobby's mom. |
| excourier » 01:43:20 PM - Sep 6th 2008 Little Known Fact #2465: Sarah Palin is actually Bobbie's mom. |
 | ToddHellsKitch » 12:36:53 PM - Sep 6th 2008 Little Known Fact #2464:about Palin: She used a doll 2 represent infant @ RNC. She wouldn't subject her baby to all that noise, light, & trauma |
| comandatuba » 10:00:40 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2463:about the Alaska Governor: Sarah Palin is Queen of the King Crabs |
| comandatuba » 09:59:39 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2462:about the Alaska Governor: When you sneeze, Sarah Palin doesn't say "Bless You"; she says "I Bless You" |
| comandatuba » 09:58:38 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2461:about the Alaska Governor: When Sarah Palin sneezes, she doesn't say "ACHOO!"; she says "ACHIEVE!" |
| martinbowling » 07:37:15 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2460: Sarah Palin made Google drop an "O" with the &num=100&start=990 Query |
| seanhackbarth » 07:00:48 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2459: Notice TS Hanna isn't theatening Alaska? Sarah Palin will keep it that way. |
 | roadhead » 06:44:03 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2458: Sarah Palin hates light air sailing in lumpy seas. |
 | phunkit » 06:11:37 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2457: Sarah Palin didn't write her RNC speech - http://bit.ly/FMfFf |
 | beelzebebe » 04:54:14 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2456: Sarah Palin's favorite Sesame Street character is Oscar the Grouch. |
 | RichardMahoney » 01:13:29 PM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2455: Sarah Palin hates Schoolhouse Rock and respects her daughter's choice. Go choice! |
 | icecreamfort » 11:43:55 AM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2454: Sarah Palin's daughter is pregnant with the son of the devil. Reports indicate it's Damien all over again. |
| RichardMahoney » 11:00:50 AM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2453: even Sarah Palin believes that David Brooks has lost all connection to reality. |
 | 14to9 » 10:34:00 AM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2452: Sarah Palin has a soft spot for men from Nantucket. |
 | siona » 10:31:58 AM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2451: Sarah Palin is the killer app. |
| RichardMahoney » 10:00:03 AM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2450: Sarah Palin has a crush on me. I remain aloof. |
 | jfailes » 08:50:29 AM - Sep 5th 2008 Little Known Fact #2449: During her speech, Palin broke the teleprompter with her stare. She then scared it working again, also with her stare. |
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